We have received many inquires from journalists regarding slanderous comments from Fox News reporter Carl Cameron suggesting that Gov. Palin cannot recite all 83 federal subjects of Russia.
In fact, just this morning, she mentioned all 83 of them in a conference call with Russian media. She went on and on about her favorite oblast (Arkhangelsk). We will soon release audio of this conference call, and all further inquires on the matter will be dealt with appropriately.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Endorsement alert!
What an exciting last few days on the campaign trail! First of all, on Friday we hired Joe the Plumber as press secretary/campaign plumber. Then on Saturday, the Putin/Palin ticket received the unanimous endorsement of all Russian lawmakers and all media organizations.
Their U.S. counterparts have yet to get on board, but we have a strong feeling that they will change their minds or face death by poisoning. Stay tuned for more updates, and we'll see you at this week's rallies in Volgograd and Sandusky.
Also, the campaign is looking for a few more slogans. Please submit your ideas in the comments. Staffers at the HQ have already penned a few ideas:
-Putin the Palin in Russia
-Vote Putin-Palin to avoid execution
-Palin around with Putin
-Yes, you must
Now, let's see your ideas!
Their U.S. counterparts have yet to get on board, but we have a strong feeling that they will change their minds or face death by poisoning. Stay tuned for more updates, and we'll see you at this week's rallies in Volgograd and Sandusky.
Also, the campaign is looking for a few more slogans. Please submit your ideas in the comments. Staffers at the HQ have already penned a few ideas:
-Putin the Palin in Russia
-Vote Putin-Palin to avoid execution
-Palin around with Putin
-Yes, you must
Now, let's see your ideas!
Friday, November 7, 2008
It's election season again!
Welcome to the official campaign blog for the presidential ticket of Vladimir Putin and Sarah Palin. On this blog, the campaign team from the HQ in Leningrad and the satellite office in Wasilla will keep you up to date on all the happenings of the rocky but assured road to absolute victory.
And now to address the latest "gaffe" from the campaign trail, with respect to Mr. Putin's claim that he can see Russia from his house, we assure you that while his house contains no windows he has several surveillance cameras in place, all of which are trained directly on Russian soil.
Well, glad we got that settled!
Stay tuned, as in the next few days we'll be releasing some new policy proposals as well as journalist executions.
And now to address the latest "gaffe" from the campaign trail, with respect to Mr. Putin's claim that he can see Russia from his house, we assure you that while his house contains no windows he has several surveillance cameras in place, all of which are trained directly on Russian soil.
Well, glad we got that settled!
Stay tuned, as in the next few days we'll be releasing some new policy proposals as well as journalist executions.
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